Garret and Isaac

Garrett is two years and four months old.
Isaac is seven months old.
Both are adorable and crazy.

Garrett is 38 inches tall and weighs 32 pounds.
This is him with his favorite blue blanket.

Isaac is 29inches tall and weighs 21 pounds.
And yes, he is doing a perfect push-up in this picture.

Garrett is growing up so fast. He's constantly talking and expressing his opinions, needs and wants, like a real human being. Don't let him fool you, read my last post before this one and you'll realize he's still very much a savage.

Isaac is a crawling machine! He's so fast! He's actually pulling himself up to stand and walking along the couch or any other surface at his height to steady himself so he can walk. Heaven help us, it's only a matter of time.

Why is my foot warm and wet?

I was about to put away the newly folded laundry when Isaac begins to whine. So I start nursing Isaac and figure I'll just put the clothes away after I'm done. Well...while I'm nursing Isaac, Garrett takes off his diaper and proceeds to pee all over the floor...and my foot. So I put Isaac down for a nap in his crib and put Garrett in the bath and I wash my foot. While cleaning the pee off of the carpet, I hear Isaac crying and then a "THUD"...and the crying got louder. Isaac, our seven month old, climbed out of his crib and flew face first onto the floor. While I'm caring for Isaac, who is in shock after his first flying lesson and screamin' his head off, Garrett gets out of the bath , comes over and pees on me AGAIN. I calm Isaac and put him on the floor away from the urine so he can crawl around, which is what he prefers. While I'm cleaning up the pee AGAIN, Garrett tries to share his cup of Chocolate Milk with Isaac. Isaac pours the entire cup of chocolate milk on the floor. So after I've cleaned up the pee AND the chocolate milk off the carpet, I see that all of the newly folded laundry is now scattered and of course, unfolded, all over the floor.
All before 10am.
Actually, that all happened within an hour.
While I've taken the last 5 minutes to type this I'm sure my kids have turned our apartment into somewhere between a petting zoo and a Walm*rt dumpster....with the smells to match.
I may not make it out of here alive.
To any one who wants kids but has not been "blessed" enough to have them, I just thought I'd let ya know, you're really not missin' out on much.
I also thought of titling this "I should invest in Resolve"
Now more than ever I want a SpotBot. So badly.